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I suppose the obvious question would be "How many times have you eaten marshmallows that scream?" Actually, let's adjust that: How many times have you eaten ANYTHING that that screamed while being eaten?
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Well a month before the Screaming marshmellow cereal incident there was an unfortunate purchase I made of mutant oranges

Celestia and Luna in the same bed for a night of passion! How do you scream when you don't have any lungs?

And the super strange and whimsical Land of Ooo’s Candy Kingdom has bags of pebble sized Gummi ladybugs for purchase that I had mistaken for fruit snacks. I should of paid more attention to the fact that I was in a garden supply store, and not a supermarket. The fact that Chitin was the main ingredient was also a giveaway.