The Phyrexians seem very nonplussed by your "pranks". So why are you bragging about them?
Because they didn’t eat me afterwards.
It’s like “Hey I just poked a creature called ‘The Voice of Hunger’ with a stick and I didn’t get eaten!”
But you do have a point I have to get a bit more serious about them…. right after I finish an experiment with diet cola and breath mints.