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The Phyrexians seem very nonplussed by your "pranks". So why are you bragging about them?
Anonymous

Because they didn’t eat me afterwards.

It’s like “Hey I just poked a creature called ‘The Voice of Hunger’ with a stick and I didn’t get eaten!”

But you do have a point I have to get a bit more serious about them…. right after I finish an experiment with diet cola and breath mints.